Salmon flavored vodka : say it don’t spray it. Seriously, you’re puking on my flip-flops. I’m gonna make you lick that up later aside, this stuff is real

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Salmon Flavor Vodka: For The Alcoholic Bear In Your Life (Come On, We All Know One)

Note: This picture is small and I had to crop it click HERE to see the sadness in depressing high-resolution. This is a shot of a wave crashing in Orange Beach, Alabama . As you can see, it looks like absolute crap, which really got me thinking: there’s probably a lot of whale shit in the ocean , and I should stop drinking beach water

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So Much For Bodysurfing: Alabama Oil Waves

Note: This picture is small and I had to crop it click HERE to see the sadness in depressing high-resolution. This is a shot of a wave crashing in Orange Beach, Alabama . As you can see, it looks like absolute crap, which really got me thinking: there’s probably a lot of whale shit in the ocean , and I should stop drinking beach water.

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So Much For Bodysurfing: Alabama Oil Waves

Did you know Bosch makes more than just spark plugs? Me neither

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So Not Cash: Packaged Dinosaur Meat

Do you like wine ? I think wine is fine

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For The Lushes: Single-Serve Wine Glasses

Most people paint with paint. Me?

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Suck It, Picasso!: Painting With Dead Ants

Note: Video is after the jump because I motorboated a mermaid on the back of a jet ski once. I know, I know, now I’m just bragging

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Geez, Just Drown And Get Out Of The Gene Pool Lake Already: Epic Jet Ski Loading Fail

This is a Ferrari 360 Modena spotted somewhere in Jakarta, Indonesia. If you can’t tell, the owner really loves Hello Kitty . Also, ruining luxury cars

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*facepalm* A Hello Kitty Ferrari 360 Modena

Remember Avatar tattoo guy ? I know, how could you forget such a glorious piece of flesh

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The Saga Continues: Avatar Tattoo Guy

Two idiots posted a Craigslist ad hoping to trade a 3rd generation iPod Touch and a 1/4 ounce of weed for a new iPad . They got arrested and will soon be trading their asses for cigarettes in the slammer

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Craigslist Fail: Trading Weed For An iPad