Posted on 03 September 2010
As young Ryan here has hopefully learned, the way something sounds when spoken aloud (or in your head) doesn’t always translate smoothly to the written word .

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Haha — That’s What You Get For Bragging!: Facebook Inflection Fail
Posted on 03 September 2010
Ever wonder how the Caped Crusader spends a night off from fighting crime? Well wonder no more thanks to this first-of-its-kind look into Batman after-hours . Is he gonna wax the Batmobile

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Just Like Anybody Else: How Batman Spends A Night Off
Posted on 30 August 2010
Etsy seller QueInteresante is selling sticker sets that adhere to Crayola crayons and display the chemical compounds that make up a particular color. Note: the crayons don’t actually contain these chemicals, they’re just the same color. Well, isn’t that food for thought

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Crayola Chemistry: The Chemicals Of Colors
Posted on 26 August 2010
This is a t-shirt designed by BattleTankBob that’s up for voting with the hope that Threadless will actually print them.

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The Story Of My Life In Zelda T-Shirt Form
Posted on 26 August 2010
I slang slogans like weight, son! Ooor like a bowling ball in a pillow case. GW Wrecking Services: I’ll f*** your walls all up .

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The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Folgers Caffeinated Marshmallows In Your Cup
Posted on 26 August 2010
This is allegedly a cloud shaped like a dinosaur.

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Are You Sure? I Don’t See It: Dinosaur Cloud
Posted on 06 August 2010
Note: Click HERE for the probably NSFW shot of the part of a wiener that connects to the body.

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Is That The Exhaust Pipe?: Car Seller On eBay Accidentally Uploads Picture Of His Wiener
Posted on 19 July 2010
Is there anything sexier than a grandma strip-dancin’ ?

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Sexy Time!: Stripper Poles For The Elderly
Posted on 09 July 2010
This is a little video created by College Humor demonstrating what it would be like if classic video games all had a super-easy mode. Well — what would it be like?

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What If: Games All Had A Super Easy Mode?
Posted on 08 July 2010
This is a list somebody wrote allegedly explaining why geeks make superior lovers (which is 100% true). Some of the reasons I agree with, but most of it sounds like it was written by someone who’s never seen a vagina before (is it true they look like baby crocodiles?!)

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Why Geeks Are Better At Sex, A List