Haaaaappy Labor Dabor Day! I don’t know if you could tell by the smell in here, but it’s been one bender of a holiday weekend so far. Me passing in and out of consciousness aside, I think I left hotdogs on the grill. Plus I need another beer
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DO NOT WORK: Happy Labor Dabor Day!
According to a recently completed 20-year study , moderate drinkers (1-3 drinks/day) live longer than heavy drinkers (4+ drinks/day), but even the heavy drinkers live longer than non-drinkers. Haha — I knew it! See you at your own funeral, teetotalers! But why would abstaining from alcohol lead to a shorter life? It’s true that those who abstain from alcohol tend to be from lower socioeconomic classes, since drinking can be expensive.
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OMG — I’m Immortal: Drinkers Live Longer
Drink coasters: I usually don’t use them. Occasionally I’ll set a beer on a DVD or magazine but for the most part I just use the floor
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Yeah, No: Titanium & Carbon Fiber Coasters
Readers, I though I’d take a second out of my busy schedule laying in bed to wish you all a happy and safe fourth of July. So get out there and grill something or whatever the hell people do to celebrate. And before you goobers begin the America trolling, remember: some countries don’t even have fireworks
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Yay, Independence: Happy Fourth Of July!
Note: Video is after the jump because I’m a firm believer in never-nudity. This is a video of a fit looking mom playing the Rock Band drums butt-ass naked in front of her children . Now I’m not saying I’m gonna befriend these kids so I can come over and join the band, but they better keep a fridge full of Sunny-D.
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Now That’s Just Good Parenting: Playing Rock Band Butt-Ass Naked In Front Of Your Kids
Tempting, but I prefer my ogre -loads au naturale: salty . Plus green! McDonalds Unveils New Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry Flavor [buzzfeed] Thanks to couch sweet potato and Becca, who have both tried Fairy Berry Blasts and claim they stained their shirts. I believe it
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Mmm, Nutty: McDonalds Ogre-Load McFlurry
Ever wonder what it would be like to fly like Superman ? Score some acid . Kidding, don’t actually do that.
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I’m Flying!: Superman Simulator Looks Scary
Note: Video is after the jump and is NSFW or home because how the f*** are you gonna explain this to your girlfriend when she finds it? Remember yesterday’s Street Fighter II sex move maniac (who looks suspiciously like the Iranian president)
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Fireballs!: Street Fighter Sex Move Guy Has Officially Added Hadoukens To His Repertoire
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