This is a custom ‘Shoryuken’ vanity plate (most definitely this guy’s ) spotted by Jonah Ray while leaving the Weird Al concert Friday night at the Orange County Fair. Jonah, who’s a personal friend, decided it’d be cool to go to the show instead of my birthday party on Friday which he’ll regret since I just cut his brake lines and loosened his steering wheel.

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Road Rage!: Custom Shoryuken Vanity Plate

Because even God shines his starlight favorably on me for my birthday, the Perseid meteor shower will reach its peak tonight, possibly signaling the apocalypse . Did I mention Mars, Venus, Saturn and the crescent moon will all be clustered together as well

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Star Gazing!: Meteor Shower Peaks Tonight

Seen here representing Ratlff Sheet Metal soccer (I played dandelion picker), your GW is 29 today . God I wish I still had those socks . And shorts

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Happy Birthday To Me!: Your GW Is 29 Today

So it’s Saturday morning and I’m sitting in my car outside a hotel in downtown LA that just so happens to have an unsecured network.

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Precious Moments: Singapore Man Cries After Being First In Country To Purchase Starcraft II

On May 16, 1960, Theodore Maiman did something totally awesome at Hughes Lab: he fired the first functional laser and sent the future of arena rock and the rave scene well on its way. Hughes Lab has since moved on to become the military skunkworks Raytheon and the laser has moved into history as one of the coolest things to ever come out of a laboratory. Not a week goes by that we don’t see someone doing something amazing with the things, whether it’s blowing up ballistic missiles or just beaming your home movies on the wall

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The laser turns 50, we hope to still be that cool at that age (video)

DeviantARTist YourRain went and made a Resident Evil themed cake to celebrate her birthday and graduation . What’d you graduate from, zombie boot camp? I’m not very good at making cakes, but I love how this turned out.

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"Epic" Resident Evil Themed Graduation Cake

This is an Ewok cake made using a teddy-bear shaped pan and a diabetic coma worth of icing . High-five, Wilford Brimley! (send those testing supplies right to my door) This is the birthday cake my Wife made for me this year.

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I’d Hit That — With A Fork!: An Ewok Cake

With a glorified vibrator from Newegg. Because nothing says, “thanks for everything, mom !” like a muffled buzz coming from your parents’ room. Product Site Thanks to darwin police, who recently received a call from a woman’s husband who claimed his wife had modified an electric mixer to pleasure herself.

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Make This Mother’s Day A Special One…

Poor Phil Dunphy — it might look like his life is an attractive and blissful TV family idyll, but all the man really wants is an iPad for his birthday.

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Screen Grabs: Phil Dunphy gets an iPad

Vader’s like, “Hey batguy, this IS the crotch you’re looking for”, and Batman’s all, “Whee, I’m swinging like Spidey !” Artist Dave Dorman via OMG: Batman vs. Darth Vader Lightsaber Duel [geeksaresexy] Thanks to Dustin, who whipped both Vader and Batman’s asses for not coming to his birthday.

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There Can Be Only One: Vader Vs. Batman